Vossoff and Nimmitz: Just a Couple of Idiots Reupholstering Space and Time By Adam-Troy Castro

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Characters Vossoff and Nimmitz: Just a Couple of Idiots Reupholstering Space and Time

ERNST VOSSOFF Ruthless. Maniacal.KARL NIMMITZ Annoying. Incomprehensible. So doglike he sticks his head out car windows to let his ears flap in the wind.Together with the wealthy and glamorous Dejah Shapiro, they encounter alien coffee tables, bunny rabbits the size of planets, and a certain cylindrical space station. Can the universe survive? Vossoff and Nimmitz: Just a Couple of Idiots Reupholstering Space and Time

Entertaining, agreeably silly linked stories.

Ernst Vossoff and Karl Nimmitz: How boldly the names of those two hapless thugs and misadventurers resonate throughout the universe, even unto future and past eras!

This is an entertaining collection of linked stories, first published in the late Science Fiction Age magazine. They were all new to me, and are agreeably silly. Other readers' reactions to humor are famously unpredictable, but I got quite a few chuckles, reading IDIOTS. The stories worked better than I would have expected, really, given their ramshackle construction and comic-book logic. Castro is a Sheckley fan, and it shows. Cautiously recommended to SF humor fans: 3.6 stars, +/-.

The opening quote is from Paul Di Filippo's fine review, which is worth reading, but seens to have vanished from the web, dammit. 1587152924 The story of two incompetent criminals and their capers. It was hilarious. Good use of physical comedy. At the same time Castro has fun with classic SF tropes. 1587152924 I read a few of these stories back in the day when they were published in the glossy magazine Science Fiction Age. However, I didn't rate them as highly back then, perhaps due to some confusion as to the characters and their relationships.

Sitting down to read this, I wonder why I was confused, as the basic plot premise is pretty easy to understand. It helps that each story is presented in chronological order, so I'm glad that I was finally able to read the sequence without missing any details, and this allowed me to really appreciate these stories.

The basic setup is thus: Vossoff and Nimmitz are partners, and small-time crooks who ultimately fail in every venture. Nimmitz is the dumber of the two, and Vossoff is the inept mastermind. Each story sees them plotting to gain wealth at the expense of others, and ultimately failing miserably. By the end of each story, they are locked into some type of inescapable situation as punishment. And then the next story begins with some farcical explanation of how they escape and leads into their next vile venture.

Along the way, a woman is introduced, and this complicates their relationship. Nimmitz becomes even more dumb, and Vossoff earns the reputation as a super-criminal (despite the fact that he's never been successful at anything), and the two become bitter enemies.

Missing a story or two, or reading them in the wrong order would certainly create confusion, but the whole series is very pleasing when you read it as presented in this ebook. And funny - I rarely laugh out loud when I'm reading, but this book caused me to do just that several times!

Highly recommended.. a light read and some good fun! A book I will remember and likely return to at some point. 1587152924 Vossoff and Nimmitz are a couple of supposed criminals bumbling their way around a futuristic universe. They fancy themselves dangerous masterminds, but usually succeed in harming only themselves. This is space age slapstick with lots of goofy dialogue and totally bizarre situations that exceed anything Douglas Adams came up with in the weirdness department. Some of those are really bust-out-laughing hilarious. E.g. our heroes travel to a bland, distant planet populated only by 2 highly advanced beings who spend their days sitting on each other. In another story, Vossoff and Nimmitz, hard up for some cash as usual, adopt an extinct alien species for a princely sum - but it turns out to be a pylthothi screaming stink-moss, and by adopting them they adopt their genetic structure and became stink-moss themselves. In another they come across a solar system that is under attack from a giant pink bunny, which turns out to be under the direction of an enormous, hugely powerful alien baby. On planet Gingrich VII, the gravity wavers constantly, making any visitors seasick. And so forth.

Another character appears - Dejah Shapiro, one of the richest women in the universe, and this leads to some competition between them. Their relations are far from warm, and they spend most of their time together arguing and insulting one another. Shapiro is the ex-wife of one of them, I forget which. I gave up trying to tell Vossoff and Nimmitz apart - and that is one of the problems with this book. There is unquestionably a lot of wacky humor here, but also frequent tests of a reader's patience. These guys are sometimes very funny - but they are best enjoyed in small doses. 1587152924 This is an amusing series of connected short stories featuring a couple of blundering space criminals. A light read but very entertaining, humorous science fiction. 1587152924