Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns (Crazy Kinky Dirty Love, #4) By K.A. Merikan
This story gets major points for premise alone.
Anxious, campy, smutty good read. This is pure enjoyment. The uniqueness and creativity displayed is refreshing, quirky, and incredibly sexy. This is the best gangbang I've ever read. Hands down.
A perfect read for the season. Honestly, this story deserves a better review than this, but right now, it's all I've got. English
Uhmm... 3.5 stars. Nearly a 4 stars tho. Dropped 1/2 a star due to early lost of fright-factor to drive my adrenaline. But this is all down to personal preference. I just happened to be the type who feeds on fear, despair and hopelessness (as long as it's fiction of course). Lol.
To some of you, this might not be mild and tame at all. *chuckles* So still tread carefully ok.
“Be especially vigilant on Halloween and do not underestimate people in costume.
Up till now, the killer has worn a clown mask. See photo below.
BEWARE!
I like the beginning of this story, the pace and all the scary eerieness. Due to my own depravity, I just wanted that to carry on till the very end. Yes, more tears please. *Crackles madly*
Oh ya, and I enjoyed that duct-tape part a bit too much. XD Squee! Moarr!!!
Sigh... too bad I can't risk saying too much here without spoiling anything for anyone.
Therefore, if you like flavorful multiple cocks in action, all beefy hunky men, manhandling, rough sex, toys ... (do not click on this spoiler if you really really don't want it spoiled for you) please do try it. You might love it.
One more spoiler cos I can't help myself... yes again, click at own risk as this one is the ultimate spoiler...
END of naughty, naughty read now. Back to another naughty piece.
Latest Edits: Forgotten to mention it has (mild) Bukkake fetish too. XD
English I hate clowns with the passion of a thousand white hot suns.
A very dear Stallion made it so I could read this for my birthday though and all I can say is, everyone should be as lucky as I am to have a Stallion.
Weird and hot as fuck. That is all. English Okay.
I do not like Clowns.
So I did it.
I do not like Clowns.
Fucking Hell.
I do not like Clowns.
Folks said this was hot.
I do not like Clowns.
It was, but then there were clowns.
I do not like Clowns.
The fucking red noses freak me out.
I do not like Clowns.
OMG. Why did I read this?
I do not like clowns.
Can someone hold me now?
This was written very well. There was kink and sexy times...I admit to skimming bits because of clowns. I like the twist with Dan and Kyle and the end note was full on swoon worthy but, I know my limits and clowns are just....TULIP! I need to safe out of this.
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.... English So . . . non-con gang-bang clown porn.
Floofy, not-really-non-con-at-all gang-bang clown porn.
This isn't my particular kink (the clowns, not the non-con. I'm all about the non-con) but I enjoyed Playing with Food so much that I'll pretty much buy everything Merikan publishes now.
Merikan's style here is an unusual blend of nifty-esque gay erotica and m/m romance. I liked it: I'm with Elizabetta in that I was hoping for something darker.
Creepy good.
Kyle and Dan really appealed to me as a couple. Although we only get hints of Dan's character he seems like a wonderful, thoughtful partner, and I'd really like a series of shorts about him and Kyle.
3.5 polka-dotted stars, rounded up for imaginative use of face paint English
Summary Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns (Crazy Kinky Dirty Love, #4)
Who knew clown sex could be so sexy?
And who said sex always has to be serious?
Spoilers afoot!
I'm torn between rating this like 4.5 or a 5... but I guess it doesn't matter really because those scores are pretty close.
Okay so I've read one of the author's other free short stories and she gave this to me in thoughts that I'd like it and damn was she ever right... and I always review honestly.
This short story is fucking sweet. It starts kind of freaky and I'm like Ahhh rape! but then you learn it's not real rape.. it's a rape fantasy being lived out by the MC, Kyle, and his, may I say, fucking awesome boyfriend/dom? Perhaps? Anyway,this story is hot. Super sexy and lots of clown gang-banging. Now, don't think clowns like.. horror movie clowns (not that I'm scared of clowns anyway) but hot dudes dressed up like clowns. The clown theme stuck throughout the entire story too, from the use of a balloon (LOL) and the brightly coloured condoms.. it all fit and was pretty ingenious.
Now, if you read the story and think What kinda boyfriend is THAT?! you have to acknowledge that both partners in this relationship are TOTALLY getting off on this... so it's a win/win... or rather a win/win/win/win/win. It's kind of sweet when you think about Dan going through a lot of trouble and planning to keep his boyfriend sexually excited. Different people have different views on romance and this was theirs... raunchy, sexy, group clown sex.
The best parts of this book for me were:
- You can tell the MCs are in love and it seems like a healthy, caring relationship. Dan is always there is reassure Kyle, and always close to him when the other guys are around and making sure everything goes smoothly
- I love humor in all situations and when you can take two things that I like such as erotica and humor and mix them together? AWESOME. Sex doesn't always have to be taken so seriously and I thought the clown aspect was GREAT. Unique and funny. I liked this book so much BECAUSE it was silly and sexy and that doesn't happen too often.
- This is hot. Super hot. Even the funny parts were sexy.
I give my stamp of approval on weird clown sex. English
BDSM.
Clown.
Gangbang.
Never thought such a book would be so very enjoyable---yet it's the perfect combination of creepy, hot and ridiculous.
I kinda adored it. English
Actually, I've been hit with the clown porn...kink. Right in the kisser!
I'll admit, even knowing this author team can deliver, clown...anything is not a hot button for me.
Yep, I'll admit...clowns freak me the fuck out. And clowns doing anything remotely sex like...*shudders*
After reading it, it was not bad at all. It was pretty erotic.
On Halloween night, Kyle gets kidnapped by horny clowns. Don't worry it's all role playing/ fantasy but it was pretty hot. Smutty to the max and quick. Definitely fap-worthy.
There was a lot of:
with the kidnapping fantasy, a smexy clown mobile (van) gangbang and some of this:
Yep, the clowns smexily used balloons in a unique way!
Which lead to:
And one happy, jizz coated Kyle. A little rushed towards the end but totally a hot little number.
So if you're a little nervous, don't be, the story is tamer than it might seem, highly smutastic and fun!
3.75 STARS
P.S. Don't Google Clown Porn. The results can be scary. LMAO English HOLY HOTNESS!! This is a fun, short smut fix for all m/m lovers!
If you read the synopsis on this you would certainly think you were in for something taboo, dark and in my depraved mind… delicious! However, I was forewarned that it would not be a dark read, so I kind of went into this thinking there was more to this novella than just the blurb… and if I tell you my sentiments at the end were… Aww Bless! Then I am sure you can decipher this is NOT dark, non con, gang bang rape!
It starts off eerie, with Kyle walking home in the dark on Halloween and taking a shortcut through the park, when he notices a large piece of paper attached to a post stating ~
“Be especially vigilant on Halloween and do not underestimate people in costume. Up till now, the killer has worn a clown mask. See photo below.
Beware!”
So when Kyle is accosted in the park by 3 sinister, scary, large and brawny men dressed as clowns, he was close to the point of terror, that is until he realised just who one of the clowns was… and it doesn’t take long for that fear to turn to lust!
What transpires is most definitely a gang bang… but this is debauchery of the fun kind and we are treated to a variety of male appendages in action, in a fuck fest of kinky porn involving five very alpha clowns in various disguise, and one trembling in fear.. NOT helpless male and some helium balloons thrown in for some extra fun!
This is the first book I have read from Kat and Agnes and I just loved their sense of humour, they totally endeared me to Kyle who had me laughing out loud at times and would love to see him in action again for another smut fix… I loved this and finished it with a huge smile on my face.
A copy of the book was provided by the Authors for a fair and honest review
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English Moral of the story: clowns are not evil.
Just the opposite, they give you balloons if you behave yourself.
Well done! Dorothy laughed and Kyle felt him tying something to the tip of his cock, just under the crown. It didn't hurt but it was almost too much in such a sensitive area. You get a balloon for that, bitch. The moment Dorothy finished saying that, Kyle felt a gentle tug on the string and he realized he had a helium balloon tied to his penis. A wave of embarrassment and arousal mingled in one washed all over him like a hot tide, fueled by a choked grunt from the driver's seat.
(...)
Another tug at his cock reminded him of the balloon, which was now floating above him, fighting to reach to the ceiling. It was red and heart-shaped. The sole idea of having it tied to his penis was so outrageous he'd have to later congratulate the person who came up with it. God, and the pull itself was just right. His hole clenched in anticipation of what was to come and he could already see the balloon bouncing in the air with each thrust of a clown dick.
This is... brilliant. I'm at a loss for words. I'm just having a breakdown just due to this awesomeness, and you?
The truth is, clowns are lascivious.
They like to organize weekend breaks.
They are also hot.
They don't like to be laughed at.
They attack in groups...
They are naughty.
I didn't know clowns were so fun! English
--- It's clowns. It's a gangbang. It's helium balloons. ---
Some nights just don’t go as planned. It’s Halloween and Kyle’s rushing home to see his boyfriend after a late evening shift at work. As usual, he takes a shortcut through the local park, but a poster informing about a killer clown in the area makes him apprehensive about being alone in the dark. It’s only when he discovers there is a man in a clown costume following him that he panics. Soon, it turns out his cackling shadow isn’t the only circus freak hiding in the dark, but what does a bunch of crazy clowns do when they catch you?
POSSIBLE SPOILERS:
Themes: clowns, kidnapping, Halloween
Genre: erotica, contemporary
Erotic content: sizzling hot graphic language, gangbang, humiliation, role play, bondage, toys
Length: ~10,000 words Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns (Crazy Kinky Dirty Love, #4)
